We're a small shop run by people who play too much golf and take shirts more seriously than our short game. If something shows up wrong — wrong size, wrong print, damaged in transit — email us and we'll make it right. No runaround, no ticket number black hole.

Sizing runs true, but if you're between sizes, size up. These are built to be worn in, not babied — that vintage screen-print finish gets better with every wash.

Questions before you buy? Ask. We'd rather answer a dozen sizing questions than ship you something you won't reach for.

info@bogeysbaddecisions.com— real replies, usually within a day.

There are two kinds of golfers: the ones who sleep in, and the ones already on the first tee watching the sun come up.

Dawn Patrol Golf League is for the second kind. The frost-delay crew, the standing weeknight league, the same foursome that’s played together longer than some marriages. This is the warm heart of the brand — less a joke about being bad at golf, more a salute to loving it enough to show up before sunrise. Parks-and-rec emblems, the rising sun over a lone flagstick, the municipal civic-seal parody, the DPGL monogram.

First tee time, every time. The course is empty and so is the parking lot. Buy one for every seat in the cart.

For the caddies, hackers, and halfway house regulars. EST. 2026.