Since the first bad decision
Shirts for people who play badly on purpose
Bogeys & Bad Decisions is not a print-on-demand storefront that guessed at golf. It is two guys who actually play, printing the jokes their own group chat already made.
Small range, real shirts, and a person on the other end of the email.
Two guys, one very bad round
It started the way most things worth doing start: badly, and on a golf course. A shank off the first tee, a ball nobody could found, a drink that should have been a sandwich, and a running joke that outlived the round by about four years.
We went looking for a shirt that said any of that without looking like a giveaway from a corporate scramble. There wasn't one. So we printed our own, wore them out, and noticed the compliments coming our way.
If your buddies are not laughing at your shirt, you bought the wrong shirt.
Printed and shipped from California
We wear every single one
Nothing goes up until we have put it through a full summer — a round, a cart path, a wash cycle, and another round. If the collar goes limp or the print starts flaking, it does not get printed again.
Mid-weight combed cotton, screen-printed and cured, cut true to size so you do not have to guess.
Every design worn before it ships
A real person answers the email
Wrong size, wrong print, crushed in transit — email us and we make it right. No ticket number, no black hole, no asking you to photograph a barcode three times.
We are a small shop. The person reading your email is the person who packed your order. All replies are from a real human!
Real replies, usually within a day
What that means for the shirt
Every tee, every order
Mid-weight combed cotton
Soft hand, honest weight, not see-through in the sun. It hangs like a shirt you already own.
Screen-printed and cured
The print fades with the shirt instead of cracking off it. Wash cold, tumble low, wear it out.
True to size, unisex
Cut to be worn relaxed. Between sizes, size up — and the exchange is free either way.
Collections to match your persona
Curated collections to match your golfing persona. Every member of your foursome is accounted for.
Any four tees, $79
Nobody plays alone. Pick four designs, save $21, and stop paying shipping. It is still the cheapest way to make the group chat funnier.
$100.00
Four tees separately
$79
Foursome pack
$0
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