Here For The Cart — Vintage Golf & Beer Tee

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Find your corresponding size on the chart to guide your purchase. Measurements are in inches.

Not the round. The cart.

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The Details

The honest reason most golfers actually show up at 7 a.m. on a Saturday.

Three lines of oversized condensed athletic typography reading HERE / FOR THE / CART, with a tiny beer can icon serving as the period beneath the wordmark. Pure self-aware admission.

Mustard gold typography on forest green. Distressed screen-print finish. Light halftone grain. The kind of design that doesn't waste a single word on pretending to care about the score.

For the player whose actual favorite part of any round is the moment the beverage cart appears on the horizon. You're not alone.

Here for the cart. EST. 2026.

Fabric & Fit

Soft enough to wear three days a week. Sturdy enough to survive it.

Premium ringspun cotton with a smooth, already-broken-in feel — light, breathable, and happy in the sun for a full eighteen. The unisex cut runs true to size with a modern, lightly tailored fit. Want more room to move (or a little forgiveness after the turn)? Size up.

The print is cured into the fabric, so it won't crack or peel, and it holds its color wash after wash. Wash cold, tumble low, and it'll outlast most of your scorecards.

Care Instructions

Proper care for your new tee is a good decision. We should all make one once in a while.

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

Printed In The USA

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

We Started This Because Golf Shirts Weren't Funny

Either it's a clipart cartoon and a pun, or it's $90 of country club aspiration. There wasn't much for the rest of us — the ones who genuinely love the game and genuinely stink at it.

So we made it. Screen-print-style graphics, vintage Americana, self-deprecating to the core. The joke's on us, never on you.

EST. 2026.

Here For The Cart — Vintage Golf & Beer Tee

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are headquartered in MN where we can play for 9 weeks a year. All of our domestic orders are printed here in the USA.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely - if you want a shirt we are going to get you one!

If the option is not available for a given tee please email us( info@bogeysbaddecisions.com) and we will work to make you happy!

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

FORE!

Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to roof of your cart.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—perfect for the 19th hole.

Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.

Here For The Cart — Vintage Golf & Beer Tee

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