Golf Makes Me Say Bad Words - Vintage Golf Tee

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Three lines of oversized condensed athletic serif typography reading GOLF MAKES ME / SAY BAD / WORDS, with handwritten microtext beneath reading "the good kind." Self-explanatory.

Mustard gold on charcoal navy — a slightly louder palette than the catalog default, deliberately. This is the tee for the round you're going to remember for the wrong reasons.

PG-13 implied profanity, never printed. The brand voice in its natural habitat.

For the player whose foursome has heard every variation of every word, often in the same breath. If you've ever yelled something into the trees that surprised the people on the next fairway, this shirt is for you.

Bad words. Good rounds. EST. 2026.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

Fabric & Fit

Soft enough to wear three days a week. Sturdy enough to survive it.

Premium ringspun cotton with a smooth, already-broken-in feel — light, breathable, and happy in the sun for a full eighteen. The unisex cut runs true to size with a modern, lightly tailored fit. Want more room to move (or a little forgiveness after the turn)? Size up.

The print is cured into the fabric, so it won't crack or peel, and it holds its color wash after wash. Wash cold, tumble low, and it'll outlast most of your scorecards.

Care Instructions

Proper care for your new tee is a good decision. We should all make one once in a while.

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

Printed In The USA

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

We Started This Because Golf Shirts Weren't Funny

Either it's a clipart cartoon and a pun, or it's $90 of country club aspiration. There wasn't much for the rest of us — the ones who genuinely love the game and genuinely stink at it.

So we made it. Screen-print-style graphics, vintage Americana, self-deprecating to the core. The joke's on us, never on you.

EST. 2026.

Golf Makes Me Say Bad Words - Vintage Golf Tee

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are headquartered in MN where we can play for 9 weeks a year. All of our domestic orders are printed here in the USA.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely - if you want a shirt we are going to get you one!

If the option is not available for a given tee please email us( info@bogeysbaddecisions.com) and we will work to make you happy!

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

FORE!

Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to roof of your cart.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—perfect for the 19th hole.

Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.

Golf Makes Me Say Bad Words - Vintage Golf Tee

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